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December 12, 2007

Lost & Found

Lost: One butt. AKA rear, derriere, heiny, tush, bottom, caboose, or trunk. Not sure if it's been vanishing slowly or all at once, but it is sorely missed! If found, please return to the pregnant woman who has to hitch up all her elastic waistband maternity pants (and underwear!) every 3-5 steps as she's walking. Thanks - much appreciated!

Posted by Sarah at December 12, 2007 12:45 AM | in: baby | Permalink
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It will come back, eventually. On the flip side, it could be worse, it could have just doubled in size.

Posted by: Jamie on December 12, 2007 09:45 AM

Teehee! :)

Posted by: Jenna on December 12, 2007 11:15 AM

That's why they make suspenders.
Love you

Posted by: Mom on December 12, 2007 04:20 PM

Oh the inconveniences of pregnancy! Maybe Santa will bring you a new ass for Christmas.

Posted by: Kim on December 13, 2007 10:24 AM

I had a big problem at Conner P. when I was pregnant with each of the boys... I couldn't hold my petticoat up. It kept falling down... until I sewed suspenders on it and hung it from my shoulders.
There's a thought...

Posted by: Jenny Sherrill on December 13, 2007 12:47 PM

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